I took the implement of destruction out of the box, added the oil. And read the directions. It was enough to scare the crap out of me.
Having investigated more than a few nasty chain saw accidents in the course of my day job, I already had a great deal of respect for the thing.
In addition to the chain saw and booklet of directions there was one more item in the box. It amazed me. Really? A prophylactic for the chain saw? Surely they did not think that this flimsy plastic would last long if it were meant to protect the blade while it is in storage. It HAD to be a chain saw prophylactic! At least I do not have to worry about my chain saw being randy and procreating!
|See that piece of plastic? It is a chain saw prophylactic.|
What else could it be?
|All protected now! The female garden tools|
have little to worry about, when I am not
I got out my safety glasses...I had to set the example, right? It would not look good if me, the OSHA investigator, got eye injuries from flying debris.
|Let me at it!|